At Augustana I have met quite a great many of fantastic people, I intend to write about them with their permission. Bo Goshorn was being massive one day and I said, “what is a good subject to write about?”
Bo said, “the plight of the American school system”
I heard, “BO GOSHORN AND THE TECHNICOLOR DREAM CASTLE”
I have amazing ears.
Bo is a loyal friend and will stick up for his friends when the time is needed. One time when I was being mugged by a lady who loves cats my friend Bo came by and flexed away her kittens knowing I was allergic to cats. From this point on we became Facebook friends. We play football together which means we can both release the fury when the time is right. A five year old once described him as the fastest number 31 on the Augustana Football team! Bo hails from Romeoville, Illinois and is a graduate of Romeoville high school where he invented the use of punctuation in text messages. Currently in his Sophomore year this man has lived a life full of Augustana adventure. When I called up Vin Diesel about his opinion of this young man he simply stated, “how did you get this number”. I knew right then and there that what we had was a special human being who doesn’t have blood coursing through his veins but he does have a billion miniature bear-sharktopus’ running through them. Bo has remarked to me that this is how he gains his edge over his opponents.
Bo has many friends on campus and some even like to take care of his cleaning duties.
Bo is an involved Augustana student who always has a good time and gets his work done. I am honored to call him a friend and fellow Jenny Lind/Jeremy Lin 1st floor citizen. If you are considering coming to Augie, say hello to him and give him a hug.
Posted on November 28th, 2012 by garymiller11
Filed under: Gary Miller